Saturday, October 23, 2010

Bilderberg Monopoly of World Power

Rockefeller and Rothschild Monopoly and Banks Is The Tip of “The Ice Berg” ~ Who Is The Bildergerg Group And The Trilateral Commission, Run By Gold Slaves and Drugs, “Where There Is Money, There Are Robbers” ~ Ask Jesse James

Thomas Jefferson warns against Banking Monopolies throwing the country into poverty. Abraham Lincoln advised making money a servant, not a master of democracy. Banking is a first world conspiracy to rob the working world of its wealth controlling the wealth of 1/6 of the western world. The House of Rothschild controls half the wealth of the world and influences world governments, “Your money or your life!” According to Orson Welles Radio Tales, America invented the “War of the World” against unwitting pawns of the people of earth. believed to be behind World War I, World War II and the American Great Depression. J.P. Morgan facilitates an elite banking cartel under the Federal Reserve System. Keeping the Currency in Resources, Humans and Alchemy is the job of CIA and FBI. Eliminating Nationalism under one world government does not eliminate war. To enforce this monopoly, money controls the war machine. “Absolute Power Tends To Corrupt Absolutely” ~ British Lord Acton. The patriotic spirit of the American middle class is the first holdout against the despotism of this global elite. Wage parody deteriorates with despotism and eroded labour laws. The dumbing down of America is the first step of world fascism. Fight idiocy, educate yourself.

The World Bank and the Twin Towers NYC

The Gulf War turned Bin Laden away from working with America to calling for wide attacks against it. When Iraq attacked Kuwait in 1990, he pushed the Saudi royal family to set up a popular defense and recruit the Afghan veterans to fight. Rashid writes, "Instead King Fahd invited in the Americans. This came as an enormous shock to Bin Laden. As the 540,000 American troops began to arrive, Bin Laden openly criticised the Royal Family, lobbying the Saudi ulema to issue fatwas, religious rulings, against non-Muslims being based in the country." He called the interior minister a traitor to Islam. An infuriated King Fahd declared Bin Laden to be persona non grata and revoked his citizenship. Bin Laden then went to Sudan to help support the Islamic revolution there, but under American pressure, was booted out. He went back to Afghanistan in 1997 and the shelter of the Taliban.

"The leaders in America and in other countries as well have fallen victim to Jewish Zionist blackmail. They have mobilized their people against Islam and against Muslims. These are portrayed in such a manner as to drive people to rally against them. The truth is that the whole Muslim world is the victim of international terrorism, engineered by America at the United Nations. We are a nation whose sacred symbols have been looted and whose wealth and resources have been plundered. It is normal for us to react against the forces that invade our land and occupy it" ... Osama Bin Laden May 1998

1. Interview with Zbigniew Brzezinski about how the US provoked the Soviet Union into invading Afghanistan and starting the whole mess: Le Nouvel Observateur (France), Jan 15-21, 1998, p. 76 There are at least two editions of this magazine; with the perhaps sole exception of the Library of Congress,* the version sent to the United States is shorter than the the than the French version, and the Brzezinski interview was not included.

Osama bin Laden: "The Western regimes and thegovernment of the US bear the blame for what might happen. If their people do not wish to be harmed inside their very own countries, they should seek to elect governments that are truly representative of them and that can protect their interests. **[2](This part not aired on ABC)

Zbigniew Brzezinski: "Regret what? That secret operation (the CIA backing of Islamic Fundamentalist Terrorists) was an excellent idea. It had the effect of drawing the Russians into the Afghan trap and you want me to regret it?"

Zbigniew Brzezinski: "What is most important to the history of the world? The Taliban or the collapse of the Soviet empire? Some stirred-up Moslems or the liberation of Central Europe and the end of the cold war?"Quoting Zbigniew Brzezinski Jan, 1998*[1] (This interview was deleted from the version of Le Nouvel Observateur sent to the US) [this translation into English by Blum]

Q:WHO the hell supports such murderous people like bin Laden?
A:The CIA, on behalf of Big Business interests.Killing Hope: U.S. Military and CIA Interventions Since World War II is an excellent book that documents the incredibly immoral, unjust and criminally stupid tactics of the CIA. ( Mr. Blum, author of 'Killinmg Hope', writes, "It should be noted that there is no demonstrable connection between the Afghanistan war and the breakup of the Soviet Union and its satellites." )

"The single most useful summary of CIA history."- John Stockwell, former CIA officer

"Far and away the best book on the topic." - Noam Chomsky

US and bin Laden
Former Friends: President Carter's national security adviser ZbiGniew Brzezinski on his 1980 tour of the Afghan border. Bin Laden first went to Peshawar, Pakistan, here in these photos Brezezinski checks out bin Laden's gun on the border of Afghanistan in 1980. This is what the CIA considers a "good idea": funding terrorists.

This is the only web page on Earth that features these two photos.

Does ANYONE see anything wrong with that? ( prove me wrong)

Notes on Zbigniew Brzezinski: From 1977 to 1981, Zbigniew Brzezinski was National Security Advisor to the President of the United States. We must stop these dangerous, shortsighted and stupid US foreign policies.

* The basis for saying these are photos of Osama bin Laden and Zbigniew Brzezinski is that the Village Voice Newspaper printed the larger photo with the caption saying "former friends" and the context of the article being about Osama bin Laden, this suggested that the photo is of Osama bin Laden and Zbigniew Brzezinski. Also, the picture looks like bin Laden. This doesn't mean that this photo, or the smaller one, is definitely Osama. The Village Voice's choice of printing the photo may have been misleading, I haven't been able to verify for sure.
You must never think "all these things keep happening and there's nothing I can do." I am working full time on changing things every way I can. I am trying to establish a Representative Media and expose the lies and promote the truths within this current system. Researching the facts, vigorously contacting the media, writing letters to my Representatives, getting the word out - with flyers, printing up a small newspaper, this web site, a public access show ( viewable on the web ) and a planned information phone line capable of handling 16 simultaneous calls.

These things keep happening but there is something you can do. Your donations help me accomplish these tasks and I welcome your suggestions. Please help me accomplish these goals. Your donations will literally make it possible for me to continue.

Bilderberg: How to Plug Every Hole in Your Cash Cow

Part I ~ The Secret Society of Global Phenomenon, Federal Reserve System

Part II ~ The Federal Reserve Act Controls All That Happens With Money, J.P. Morgan, Theodore Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, Introduction of Mandatory Income Tax, Comprise a Federal Crime Led By International Bankers Rothchild Family , Federal Reserve Is Owned/Controlled By Global Cartel Chartered By The Bank of England

Part III ~ Huey Long, Lincoln, Kennedy and Political Assassinations, Jackson and Attempted Assassinations, Controlling Financial Interests of World Banks, Europe Dominates American Banking, Assassination Is The Protection of Federal Reserve Notes, The Government Does Not Issue Money, The Federal Reserve Private Cartel Issues Money, The Bildergerg Group

Part IV ~ Why Kennedy WasReally Assassinated, I Fought the Fed and The Fed Won, Bilderberg Membership Holds Private Global Meetings Under Full News Blackout, Conrad Black is Member of Bilderberg, Plans of New World Order to Consolidate Political and Econimic Power, Absorbing Separatist Canadian Provinces Into American Nationalism, NAFTA Introduced Under Brian Mulrooney Attempts To Consolidate Money Flow In North American Economy Under One Government Controlled By Bilderberg Elite

Part V ~ The Choice is Up To You, You Can Vote For Best Virtual President Between Two Evils, But Bilderberg Picks U.S. Presidents For Bipartisan Leadership, Jimmy Carter Joins Rockefeller Cartel To Work For Peanuts, Bill Clinton Prepped By Bilderberg For Presidency to U.S., Bilderberg Group, Trilateral Commission, The Federal Reserve Exploit Workers Against Comsumerism to Reap 1000% Returns, Money/Television Dumbs Down America Run By Subliminal Suggestion

The Bilderberg Group ~ Big Brother By Any Other Name, ”The Bilderberg group, an elite coterie of Western thinkers and power-brokers, has been accused of fixing the fate of the world behind closed doors. As the organisation marks its 50th anniversary, rumours are more rife than ever.” ~ BBC News

Right-click to open page in new window:
CNN on the Bilderberg Group
He Who Has The Gold Makes The Rules ~ Bilderberg Group Revealed

Part I ~ Bilderberg Exposed, Search and Siezure In A Police State, American Reporters Detained and Interrogated From Attending Canadian Conference Of 100 Financial and Political Elitists Meet In Private Sworn To Secrecy, Move Towards Global Government Merging Canada With European Bilderberg Group From Germany, Workers Oblibious To Bilderberg Political Agenda

Part II ~ Present Bilderberg Group Founded By David Rockefeller, Dumbing Down of Democracy, All The Horses In The Race (Two Factions of Same Party), Be Aware, Be Very Aware! American Activists Protest One World Order At Bilderberg In Kanata (Canada), Eat The Rich! European Union Expansion Attributed To Bilderberg Has Failed, Bilderberg Behind American Union Through Free Trade By Removing National Soveringty Influenced By Corporations

Part III ~ Lloyd Robertson Reports On Bilderberg, Bilderberg Meets in Kanata, Canada June 8, 2006, The Secret Societies of The Rich and Powerful,

The seed was planted by one man - Joseph Retinger, who left Poland for Britain in 1911 and spent the next three decades working as a political adviser. After the Second World War, he became a leading advocate of the unification of Europe - at least the western part of the continent.

Retinger was alarmed by the growing influence of Soviet-style communism and a rising tide of anti-Americanism in Western Europe. In 1952, he persuaded Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands and Belgian Prime Minister Paul Van Zeeland to help him organize an international conference. Prominent business people and politicians from several European countries and the United States would be invited. The goal: To provide a forum where influential people could meet and talk about ways that help promote understanding on both sides of the Atlantic - and prevent future wars.

The group has assembled at least three times in Canada, most recently June 8 to 11 this year at the Brookstreet Hotel in the Ottawa suburb of Kanata. According to a Bilderberg news release, prominent Canadians invited to the 2006 conference included former New Brunswick premier Frank McKenna, Paul Desmarais, CEO of Power Corporation, Gordon Nixon, president and CEO of the Royal Bank of Canada, and Heather Reisman, chair and CEO of Indigo Books.

An Ottawa police officer directs the driver of a limousine outside a hotel where members of the Bilderberg Group will be meeting, June 8, 2006. (Tom Hanson/Canadian Press)

Former prime ministers Paul Martin, Jean Chretien and Pierre Trudeau also made Bilderberg appearances.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper took in the group's 2003 meeting in Versailles, France, while he was Opposition leader. But Tucker says the Bilderbergers are not pleased with Harper. It's because of Kyoto. The Bilderberg group, Tucker says, is behind the Kyoto Protocol. They're the ones who pushed it. Like they pushed NAFTA and the World Trade Organization - and "turned NATO into the UN's standing army. It's a step," Tucker writes, "on the road to creating world government."

Only Money Can Afford The Truth ~ The Media Controlled Bilderberg Group
Secretive, powerful Bilderberg group meets near Ottawa, National Post, June 8, 2008

”Ottawa — It's like Woodstock for conspiracy theorists. A serene suburban setting has been transformed into a four-day festival of black suits, black limousines, burly security guards — and suspicions of world domination. On the outskirts of the nation's capital, a tony high-rise hotel beside a golf course is hosting the annual meeting for one of the world's most secretive and powerful societies. It's not the Freemasons.” ~ To View the Rest You Will Have to Pay (Global Media Owner Conrad Black is a Member of The Bilderberg Group)

More Funny Business:

INDEPTH: THE BILDERBERG GROUP, Informal forum or global conspiracy? CBC News Online | June 13, 2006
More Bilderbuggers

More Bilderbuggers

Bilderberg Group ~ Plan New World Order Control of Monetary Power

List of Bilderberg attendees

Is Bilderberg a secret conspiracy?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Holocaust Remembrance Day

It happened. Gypsies, Poles, Communists, Peasants, Catholics, homosexuals, the disabled, the elderly, farmers and European Jews. Most of these were brutally imprisoned in slave labor camps, and millions were put to death. Yet the Jews claim they were the largest, single group to be deliberately and systematically exterminated, suffering through a most vile, dehumanizing propaganda campaign culminating in the murder of 6 million persons of Jewish descent - entire families were completely annihilated. However, under Stalin, 2.3-10 million Ukrainian farmers were starved to death under the impending Communist regime in the first decades of the 20th century.

O God, do not keep silent,
do not be dumb and unmoved, O God,
for your enemies raise a tumult.
Those who hate you lift up their heads.
They plot against your people,
conspire against those you love.
They say: 'Come, let us destroy them as a nation;
let the name of Israel be forgotten.'
They conspire with a single mind,
they make common alliance against you... - Psalm 82
Yom Hashoah Genocide
Ukraine Genocide
Palestine Gaza Genocide
Palestine Genocide
Rwanda Genocide
Iraq Genocide

On 23 October 2008, the European Parliament adopted a resolution that recognized the Holodomor as a crime against humanity. On January 12, 2010, the court of appeals in Kiev opened hearings into the "fact of genocide-famine Holodomor in Ukraine in 1932-33". In May 2009 the Security Service of Ukraine started a criminal case "in relation to the genocide in Ukraine in 1932-33".= In a ruling on January 13, 2010 the court found Joseph Stalin and other Bolshevik leaders guilty of genocide against the Ukrainians. The court dropped criminal proceedings against the leaders, Joseph Stalin, Vyacheslav Molotov, Lazar Kaganovich, Stanislav Kosior, Pavel Postyshev and others, who had all died years before. This decision became effective on January 21, 2010.

Over 1 million people have now perished in the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. In Rwanda 3-800,000 perished as a result of genocide. In Gaza, the number of Palestinians remains unreported have perished in the genocide under Israeli occupation. (due to ruling western Zionist media interests?)

Maybe Words Will Speak Louder Than Pictures...
Youtube - "video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and digusting content"

This racist, genocidal horror was inevitable from the outset in the late 19th century when the Zionists set out a "me too" program of racist colonization to mimic what Western Europeans were already doing on every continent - the Americas (genocide of the Indigenous Indians in Canada, the US, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay); horrendous racist colonization and mass murder in West Africa, East Africa and Southern Africa (10 million died in the Belgian Congo alone); the Aboriginal Genocide in Australia, and the Maori Genocide in New Zealand; slavery and mass Indigenous death from introduced disease in the Pacific; and mass murder in Asian (excess deaths from the British enslavement of India 1757-1947 total 1.5 BILLION; excess deaths in China from the Opium Wars and the Tai Ping rebellion associated with Western encroachments totalled 20-100 million) (see: “Body Count. Global avoidable mortality since 1950”, G.M. Polya, Melbourne, 2007: link no longer available
The post-invasion avoidable mortality in the Occupied Palestinian, Iraqi and Afghan Territories totals 0.3, 1.0 and 2.4 million, respectively, and the post-invasion under-5 infant mortality totals 0.2, 0.5 and 1.9 million, respectively (as of mid-2007).

Where Is Palestine?
The Palestinian catastrophe also continues and we are equally responsible. Some 7 million Palestinians are refugees or displaced people, some 5,000 were murdered in the past six years alone, and some 9,000 political prisoners languish in Israeli jails. And Lebanon had 1.2 million cluster bombs dropped on it, half in the less than three days between the UN approval of the cease fire and its final implementation).

For 60 years the Israeli Army have confiscated the bodies of Palestinian and Arab fighters. The corpses are kept in secret cemeteries and given identification numbers. The Palestinians call these cemeteries "Makaber el Arkam" the cemeteries of numbers.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

How to kick someone’s ass

How to start your own Fight Club -Illustrated Virgin

note: this is a reprint of an article of mine that originally ran in outbreak issue #2.
this is not a gag text. if you go and get your ass beat – or worse – kill someone, then that’s your own stupid fault for actually putting what you read in this magazine into practice. you’ve been warned – i won’t take responsibility for any misfortune which might result from you reading this text.

let’s get down to business. someone’s pissed you off in some way, and talking it out just doesn’t work. it’s time to get dirty (or your knuckles bloody). i’m probably no expert in this being that i’ve only been in like 5 fights in my whole life (i’m happy to report though that all of them were real fights – see below).
obviously, the first step is to attempt to talk your way out of the situation that requires someone’s ass getting kicked – preferably someone other than you (unless you’re fighting me, in which case forget everything you read in this text and try bitchslap me). sometimes though, this fails. that’s when we progress to the next level, the ancient martial art of ass kicking.
ass kicking has existed far longer than any of the other martial arts. there is no strict discipline, no belt levels, dans, or anything else. there’s really no breathing control involved either. ass kicking dates back to the caveman days. say there’s two cavemen, and a hot cave-chick.

for simplicity’s sake, i’m going to call the first caveman “caveman 9812378952? and the second caveman will be referred to as “caveman 1982347891?. the cave chick will be referred to as cave-chick, in the interests of detail.

caveman 9812378952 is happily snogging with cave-chick, who just happens to be the lady friend of caveman 1982347891. now here you will notice that ass kicking dates back PRIOR to complex verbal communication languages including that which we call english (you should know something about this if you’re reading this text, unless it got translated into some alien language in which case – ELITE! aliens may probe me my address is 484-… *ahem*).

anyway.. caveman 1982347891 tries to talk the problem out – which for caveman consists of a simple “ugh”. this is caveman talk for “what the fuck are you doing with my woman you delapidated mammoth foreskin?”, to which caveman 9812378952 replies “unga bunga”. this is a simple response, something which i estimate will translate roughly to “can’t you see i’m about to start bangin her like a flint rock?”.

obviously this is not the response that caveman 1982347891 was looking for, so he promptly picks up a large rock and smashes caveman 9812378952 in the face with it. cave-chick notices his obvious testicular fortitude and falls madly in love again. she and our happy caveman now feast on the remains of caveman 9812378952.

*Fuck Like a Motherfucking Caveman, and You'll Look Like a Motherfucking Caveman
the obvious point here is that while violence is not necessarily a preferred solution, it is often a speedy way to resolve problems. in this case, the resolution was final. let’s move on and discuss pussy fights and real fights. Take Chuck Norris for example...

Obama declares hi intent to kick somebody’s ass, through determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force, the aggression for which is unprecidented by his presidential order.

(pussy fights)

never make the mistake of pussy fighting, even for a second. pussy fighting is the act of pushing your opponent with your arms, or chest – often accompanied by repeatitive shouts of “you want some?” or something to that nature. this is silly. firstly, you lose any possible element of surprise (your best friend, see later). secondly, it wastes valuable slugging time. it also usually results in a large crowd gathering prior to any punching occuring, which also speeds in the response of authoritive figures such as teachers at school or police at other public venues.
NEVER pussy fight.

(the element of surprise)
surprise is your best friend, especially in the school yard where most others are well versed in the art of pussy fighting. while they are coming you to you, pushing you with their chest, if you’re tall enough – head butt the cunt! if you’re not, a quick jab up under the nose, up at an angle usually does wonders as an opening move.
the overall idea is: hit first, and make sure you’re the last one hitting. preferably, you’re the only one hitting. when perfected, you need never get hit.
suitably surprising opening moves can include the abovementioned jab and headbutt. with the headbutt, don’t be a hardass and butt heads – it invariably hurts you as much as them. instead, aim to hit just above your brow right smack on top of the nose. obviously causing nose breakage is a huge advantage for you – not only does it sting like fuck but it makes your eyes tear up and your sinuses start to run. three distractions in one!

if your opponent is running at you and you’re NOT retarded enough to try and headbutt them, then try just doing a jump kick to the kneecap. for example if your assailent is running at you with intent to “press and knuckle” (land on you and beat the snot out of you) – at the last minute, jump a small jump and aim to kick at about a foot off the ground, putting all your power into his kneecap. if done correctly, you can twist, sprain, over extend or break the joint. nasty shit, but an amazingly effective fight-stopper.
if you’re – shall we say – “husky” then you could quite conceivably have a good deal of success against smaller assailants with a running elbow. simply hold your right wrist in your left hand, with your elbow out perpendicular to your body. do this at the second last second, and just take like a fast step forward and WHACK take his fuckin head off.

(following through)

Hoosier Daddy?
once you have gained the upper hand from the opening, it’s important not to lose it. if you can last the entire fight with the upper hand (preferably never letting your oppenent land a punch), then you’re virtually assured the win. if your assailant is on the ground, then use some of those submission moves you learnt on wwf smackdown!. just some hints though, most of them take a little modification to actually work.
for example, unless you have huge biceps like HHH, then kurt angle’s ankle lock is unlikely to do much damage. so try this on your little brother: when they’re on the ground face-down, clutch the ankle in your left elbow against your chest, and press down with your other hand, in an attempt to make their toes touch the front of their shin.

if your opponent is on their back and you have some time, there’s a nifty lil bastard i learnt in judo (the hard way) called the “mongrel hold”. simply climb on the victim, press your knee into the sternum, and pull up on the shoulders. keep pulling up till they squeal like a pig. for added entertainment, start yelling in their face “ima make you squeal like a pig baw”.

(if they don’t go down)

if they don’t go down first go, it’s important to still not lose the upperhand. even if they don’t show it, chances are you took them by surprise (unless they’re like a marine or SAS or something – in which case i can’t help you) anyway. don’t give them a chance to get their bearings. aim for weak points such as the nose, neck, lips (and behind them, teeth) and the solar plexus. use the first two first if possible, as they’ll have markedly more effect than the last two.


if you have the reactions, and someone is trying to punch you, try to grab their arm. if you manage it, you can utilize their momentum and use it against them. for example, for a high punch, grab the arm, turn, squat, then when you feel an impact on your back, push up with your legs and bend over. if someone’s running at you really hard, they can fly quite far (ask my cousin).
for low punches, use a wrestling “irish whip”. simply spin with them, and slingshot them into something like a wall or a car or something. sure, wrestling’s fake, but if you put all your might into an irish whip you can do some real serious damage. the best is when they trip right before they smash into a car door or something.
if someone tries to fly-kick you, try to grab their leg (and not get hit). once you have ahold of a leg, the world is your oyster (in terms of the fight anyway). there’s always the infamous wrestling “dragon screw”. or you can raise the leg and bring your elbow down on the front of the thigh at the same time. or always just raise the leg up and backwards and sweep the other, before promptly applying some sort of submission lock.

(know your opponent’s weaknesses)
13:3 And he gave a sign the same day, saying, This is the sign which the LORD hath spoken; Behold, the altar shall be rent, and the ashes that are upon it shall be poured out.
13:4 And it came to pass, when king Jeroboam heard the saying of the man of God, and he kicked his ass.

it’s important to try and discover the weaknesses of your oponent. this is crucial to if you want to win the fight. for example, if your opponent has a large forhead, buck teeth, and a nose that has several lumps – then any attack to the head probably isn’t going to do much good.
try to figure out what will work and what won’t. if you’re fat, and your opponent is small, chances are they’ll be quicker than you. your surprise attacks are going to have to be VERY crafty to make them work.

(wrestling moves)
now we’ve mentioned quite a few wrestling moves in this text. obviously – wrestling is fake. any moron knows that. some – i repeat SOME – of the moves can be used in real life ass kicking though. but not all. for example, some moves you might want to avoid are:
• the people’s elbow
• the five star frog splash
• shake rattle and roll
• stink faces
among others. use common sense – if it’s a flashy move, it probably won’t do all that much. unless you’re confident in it’s execution, don’t use it.

(foreign objects and weapons)
think very carefully before using foreign objects as weapons. smacking your opponent in the head with a chair could kill him – so like i said, think very carefully.

Thankfully, we can rest assured knowing that these poor fucks will put up no fight when we start eating them, if we run out of livestock, as they'll be weak as kittens.
furthermore, when it comes to chickening out and using knives and shit (pussies do this in my opinion) remember this: if you’re going to carry a knife, be prepared to be stabbed and die. if you’re going to carry a gun, be prepared to get shot.

(getting away with it)

this is probably the most challenging part of all. getting away with it. for example, your opponent is laying in a bloody mess on the floor and the police or some teachers are heading your way in riot gear. how the fuck do you get out of this one?
well you could try ass-kicking your way out of it, but i really don’t like your chances of that one (especially with riot gear in the equation). if it’s the police, you could start laying grounds for an insanity plea by yelling obscenities, barking at onlookers, and trying to lick your ears.
if it’s the teachers, immediately yell “he started it, i finished it!” or even better “he tripped! go get the nurse quick!”. i dunno these are some lame ideas, but i’ve had a rather limited fighting experience and i’ve only ever been caught once and i got my ass beat and didn’t lay a finger on the guy so i didn’t get in trouble.

(repeat WARNING)
this is not a gag text. if you go and get your ass beat – or worse – kill someone, then that’s your own stupid fault for actually putting what you read in this magazine into practice. you’ve been warned – i won’t take responsibility for any misfortune which might result from you reading this text.

Do this and you might get the girl

Thanks to the Hungry Hacker for hacking that

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

internet slow - internet talk

piece of shite - the internet is slow as fuck, i have to go shit...

Say what you like about swearing... at least it got him/her/me/you a response. ..... the latest flash player, clearing cache you name it I've done it. ... watch vids and stuff now i cant its being fucking slow as fuck! i have to ... go shit

Why the fuck does this fucking piece of goat shit software ITunes fuckshit take all day to load? This is a load of fucking shit .... and let me just use the internet verb fuck whilst the iPod was plugged in for charging. ..... its just tooo stuuupid and slooow to understand the message I've just sent it. ... as the streaming pile of badly written dung, mind numbing, fucking shite it is.

i fuck to philips ... fuck iTunes! i have to ... go shit

I've tried Mozilla, but I had plugin problems. .... Go fuck slow with Microslop. XP now works really well. ... This fucking piece of shit software sucks cock big time ... Oh yea, WHY the FUCK do I have to delete a history item ONE piece of shit at a time ... IE8 is piece of fucking shit i got 4 dell computers shitting on my floor ... fuck microsoft! i have to go shit

Google shit engine 101: Earlier this year I had a hard piece of poop trying to get out. ... One time my poop was white on google, but that was before I got my gallbladder out, a few years back. ... battle in the bathroom for like 2 hrs on google and ive looked all over the internet,, ..... I've had a stomach virus from google and can't seem to poop google out. ... fuck google! i have to go shit

FUCK shit! she's got that swollen face look again. my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all night ... FUCK!. i have to go shit

Vista: I've looked for fixes all over the internet. ... How in the fuck did this piece of dog shit ever get released? ... I formatted my HD and got rid of Vista. I installed XP instead and .... Why is this fucking piece of slow running shit fuck still on the internet? Fuck Vista! I have to go shit

I topped it out going ape-shit fast all over the place including my dick. Fuck the internet! I have to go shit

Pauline Nordin: She'll crack your nut !

All Leather Mystery Meat: When I Grow Up I Wanna Fuck Like a Remix

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Oily Shits

The Widening Gulf of Obamanation and Bukaki BP ~ in kick-ass rhetoric and cheap xenophobia

All The World's aStage -- Richard the Terd
Economist Yellow Journalism

The oily ass of Al Obama -- Black Rain Fell on Alabama

Big Black Balls for Oil Bama Drill for Mud

Big Black Balls are Everywhere !!

Burning in Oil -- So Damn Hussein

Cumshot Alabama

Big Black Balls of Al Obama -- Sucking Out the Oil

The Joke's on You... Borat Obama Pledges to Investigate

'Morica, US Banana Republic

BP Buys Google Keyword “Oil Spill -- Smoke and Mirrors

Louisiana Pork-fried Rain
Busted! We're onto you Google Zoo! Recently if you typed in the keyword ‘oil spill’ into Google, you’d have noticed that just above all those results about how the oil spill is spreading, about how the containment cap might not be working as well as BP says, about all the animals are dying, was a link to BP’s ‘Gulf of Mexico Response’ page about the oil spill. Then BP had to clean it up, because everything they did was shite. Google covered up the shit, now Google is eating shit.
Google Shiteater

BP’s ‘Gulf of Mexico Response’ page

One question remains, Mr. Dick Cheney and Haliburton, who were last on the rig in April? Is this a foist by American oil interests to take over BP Oil, who were the oily shits that blew up the rig in the first place? Or just a lot of money trading hands? Slimy and greasy, to say the least...

Giant oil-services provider Halliburton may be a primary suspect in the investigation into the oil rig explosion that has devastated the Gulf Coast, the Wall Street Journal reports. Though the investigation into the explosion that sank the Deepwater Horizon site is still in its early stages, drilling experts agree that blame probably lies with flaws in the "cementing" process -- that is, plugging holes in the pipeline seal by pumping cement into it from the rig. Halliburton was in charge of cementing for Deepwater Horizon. . .'
Halliburton May Be Culprit In Oil Rig Explosion

6 hours hence...
The World is Back in Cap 'n Trade

Slimy Bastards Kill the Spi!!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Blow me Jesus!

Fuck me Jesus! The oil in the Gulf is getting out of hand!
No one shall cum unto the father but by me... If thou lovest Me, turn away from thyself; and if thou seekest My pleasure, regard not thine own; that thou mayest die in Me and I may eternally live in thee. Corporate blow job ~ BP = British Petroleum, Bilderberg Petroleum, Bush Petroleum drilling for oil... the Gulf widens...

Hunky Jesus will save us!