Tuesday, August 24, 2010

internet slow - internet talk

piece of shite - the internet is slow as fuck, i have to go shit...

Say what you like about swearing... at least it got him/her/me/you a response. ..... the latest flash player, clearing cache you name it I've done it. ... watch vids and stuff now i cant its being fucking slow as fuck! i have to ... go shit

Why the fuck does this fucking piece of goat shit software ITunes fuckshit take all day to load? This is a load of fucking shit .... and let me just use the internet verb fuck whilst the iPod was plugged in for charging. ..... its just tooo stuuupid and slooow to understand the message I've just sent it. ... as the streaming pile of badly written dung, mind numbing, fucking shite it is.

i fuck to philips ... fuck iTunes! i have to ... go shit

I've tried Mozilla, but I had plugin problems. .... Go fuck slow with Microslop. XP now works really well. ... This fucking piece of shit software sucks cock big time ... Oh yea, WHY the FUCK do I have to delete a history item ONE piece of shit at a time ... IE8 is piece of fucking shit i got 4 dell computers shitting on my floor ... fuck microsoft! i have to go shit

Google shit engine 101: Earlier this year I had a hard piece of poop trying to get out. ... One time my poop was white on google, but that was before I got my gallbladder out, a few years back. ... battle in the bathroom for like 2 hrs on google and ive looked all over the internet,, ..... I've had a stomach virus from google and can't seem to poop google out. ... fuck google! i have to go shit

FUCK shit! she's got that swollen face look again. my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all night ... FUCK!. i have to go shit

Vista: I've looked for fixes all over the internet. ... How in the fuck did this piece of dog shit ever get released? ... I formatted my HD and got rid of Vista. I installed XP instead and .... Why is this fucking piece of slow running shit fuck still on the internet? Fuck Vista! I have to go shit

I topped it out going ape-shit fast all over the place including my dick. Fuck the internet! I have to go shit

Pauline Nordin: She'll crack your nut !

All Leather Mystery Meat: When I Grow Up I Wanna Fuck Like a Remix

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Oily Shits

The Widening Gulf of Obamanation and Bukaki BP ~ in kick-ass rhetoric and cheap xenophobia

All The World's aStage -- Richard the Terd
Economist Yellow Journalism

The oily ass of Al Obama -- Black Rain Fell on Alabama

Big Black Balls for Oil Bama Drill for Mud

Big Black Balls are Everywhere !!

Burning in Oil -- So Damn Hussein

Cumshot Alabama

Big Black Balls of Al Obama -- Sucking Out the Oil

The Joke's on You... Borat Obama Pledges to Investigate

'Morica, US Banana Republic

BP Buys Google Keyword “Oil Spill -- Smoke and Mirrors

Louisiana Pork-fried Rain
Busted! We're onto you Google Zoo! Recently if you typed in the keyword ‘oil spill’ into Google, you’d have noticed that just above all those results about how the oil spill is spreading, about how the containment cap might not be working as well as BP says, about all the animals are dying, was a link to BP’s ‘Gulf of Mexico Response’ page about the oil spill. Then BP had to clean it up, because everything they did was shite. Google covered up the shit, now Google is eating shit.
Google Shiteater

BP’s ‘Gulf of Mexico Response’ page

One question remains, Mr. Dick Cheney and Haliburton, who were last on the rig in April? Is this a foist by American oil interests to take over BP Oil, who were the oily shits that blew up the rig in the first place? Or just a lot of money trading hands? Slimy and greasy, to say the least...

Giant oil-services provider Halliburton may be a primary suspect in the investigation into the oil rig explosion that has devastated the Gulf Coast, the Wall Street Journal reports. Though the investigation into the explosion that sank the Deepwater Horizon site is still in its early stages, drilling experts agree that blame probably lies with flaws in the "cementing" process -- that is, plugging holes in the pipeline seal by pumping cement into it from the rig. Halliburton was in charge of cementing for Deepwater Horizon. . .'
Halliburton May Be Culprit In Oil Rig Explosion

6 hours hence...
The World is Back in Cap 'n Trade

Slimy Bastards Kill the Spi!!